Post by Abby on Feb 23, 2009 20:09:50 GMT -5
Aren says:This weekend our septic tank overflowed and made puddles out back. People came today to suck it all up so they dug two holes at the puddles and put their giant hose down there. They figured out that what was stuffing the things up were...
Aren says:*cough* feminine products
Aren says:And none of them are mine, FYI!
[c=66]HK[/c] says:What feminine products?
Aren says:You know...
Aren says:Like...
Aren says:*cough* SUPPLIES?
Aren says:
[c=66]HK[/c] says:
Oh
...oh my
Aren says:Yush, supplies were backing up our septic tank
Aren says:And so they got all THAT out...
Aren says:Then they filled the holes back up, but before they started...
Aren says:My grampa fell in the puddle
[c=66]HK[/c] says:
Aren says:So I walk down into the kitchen, about to ask for an internet plug, and something STINKS
Aren says:And Frank has brown stuff... everywhere
[c=66]HK[/c] says:o________________________________o
Aren says:So we told him to put the clothes in the bag and take a shower, we put the bag outside, and tomorrow we'll take it to the laundermat
Aren says:Here's the really funny part...
Aren says:They fill it up and later I go outside and play with the dogs...
Aren says:Taco is rubbing his face near the fresh dirt (that still has stuff in it) but I didn't think he had anything on him...
Aren says:"Awww, come here, baby."
[c=66]HK[/c] says:OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Aren says:I petted him...
[c=66]HK[/c] says:ABBY EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Aren says:And there was brown stuff on my arm
Aren says:...and it wasn't dirt
Aren says:*dies*
[c=66]HK[/c] says:
EW
[c=66]HK[/c] says:Say what are they doing back there anyway?
Aren says:Human excretement = nasty
Aren says:Frank can't take care of himself. He came Saturday night
Aren says:Wanna know something even funnier?
[c=66]HK[/c] says:Ahh I see
....
[c=66]HK[/c] says:Sure
Aren says:My arm still SMELLS
[c=66]HK[/c] says:EW EW EW EW EW
Aren says:You know...
Aren says:I'm gonna post this convo on AX
[c=66]HK[/c] says:LOL
Aren says:okaies, got it copied
[c=66]HK[/c] says:I am sure SOMEONE shall post in there
[c=66]HK[/c] says:"What were the supplies?"
[c=66]HK[/c] says:
Aren says:
And I will say, very bluntly...
Aren says:Tampons
Aren says:*runs*
[c=66]HK[/c] says:LOL LOL LOL