Post by Q on Mar 27, 2008 18:04:10 GMT -5
xD Didn't know where else to put this.. Soooo..
Okay. Heres something interesting. (And don't even ask where I got these..I read them off a site..in which I can't remember which site it was..xD go figure.) So anyways..here's a few quotes to get you guys pondering..(and even make you loath me..I dunno.. >_> )
-" If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? "
- " If a general is a higher ranking officer than a major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness? "
- " Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime? "
- " Can you slam a revolving door? "
- "Why is the red button always most important? "
- " When you lose weight, where does it go? "
- " What would happen if everyone in the world flushed their toilets at the same time? "
- " If money doesn't ground on trees, then why do banks have branches? "
- " Why is it, that 365 days a year, parents tell their kids not to play with fire, but on independance day; they give them a pack of explosives and a lighter and say ' Have fun.' ? "
- "Do one legged ducks swim in circles? "
-" You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? "
- " Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? "
- " How can Darth Vader breath and talk at the same time? " ( o___O;; ...Yeah..How is that?! )
- " Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? "
- " Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"? "
- " Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? "
-" Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? "
- " Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? " (Uhmm..Got me on that one..xD )
- " Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary? " ( 10 bucks says that half of you who read this thread will check the dictionary. XD )
- " Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong? " (Uhhmm...No comment.)
- "Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?"
- "Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? " ( XD! True true...)
Okay..There's my little( I have more actually. xD ) collecting of quotes to ponder..xD
Cheers!
Okay. Heres something interesting. (And don't even ask where I got these..I read them off a site..in which I can't remember which site it was..xD go figure.) So anyways..here's a few quotes to get you guys pondering..(and even make you loath me..I dunno.. >_> )
-" If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? "
- " If a general is a higher ranking officer than a major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness? "
- " Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime? "
- " Can you slam a revolving door? "
- "Why is the red button always most important? "
- " When you lose weight, where does it go? "
- " What would happen if everyone in the world flushed their toilets at the same time? "
- " If money doesn't ground on trees, then why do banks have branches? "
- " Why is it, that 365 days a year, parents tell their kids not to play with fire, but on independance day; they give them a pack of explosives and a lighter and say ' Have fun.' ? "
- "Do one legged ducks swim in circles? "
-" You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? "
- " Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? "
- " How can Darth Vader breath and talk at the same time? " ( o___O;; ...Yeah..How is that?! )
- " Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? "
- " Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"? "
- " Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? "
-" Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? "
- " Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? " (Uhmm..Got me on that one..xD )
- " Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary? " ( 10 bucks says that half of you who read this thread will check the dictionary. XD )
- " Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong? " (Uhhmm...No comment.)
- "Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?"
- "Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? " ( XD! True true...)
Okay..There's my little( I have more actually. xD ) collecting of quotes to ponder..xD
Cheers!
