lunch

[Reza]

do u have a kid in ur class that's just plain.... weird? omg, someone in my class, i'll call him A, did the stupidest thing during luch. see we aren't allowed to get up, but A stands up and walks to the front of the lunch room and starts zig-zagging through the rows of tables while eating his grape slushy.

"Auron" i sid. "look at A"

she turned to the boyz table and asked where he is. i pointed at him near the bathrooms, still zig-zagging. she just stares, fork still in her mouth.

and during all this he stops about five times to say hi to the janators, the ones that usually say "back to your seat" but no, they let A walk everywhere.

a friend of mine sits on the other side of the cafeteria. after school i said hi to her and she asked me 'why was A walking around the lunchroom?'

i shrugged. that guy is unpredidtable..... iz he insane? i just need someone elses opinon. some one tell me.......

sane....
or...
crazy?

[Abby]

Lemme clarify A for you guys...

I sit down first 9 weeks of school. He turns to me and starts singing.

He raps in front of subs

He raps in front of everybody.

And he humps doorknobs.

Any questions?

[Reza]

yep, that's A all right, oh, after his little preformance, when he came back to our table, once Auron and i turn back to our food, a friend of ours tells us to look at A. we turn around and he humping the air.

0.o

[Junk Angel]

Uh entirely and utterly sure the kid doesn't have some very strong learning disorder?

I know some, that have these act in similar ways.

[Rain]

It sounds like he has ADD. A guy in my school, acts the same way.

Also why cant you stand up during lunch? What kind of school is that!

[Reza]

nah, he's just a crappy rapper

[Reza]

and it's a crappy school

[Reza]

today A starting singing in the line and leaned on Abby's shoulder

Abby looked at him for a second (still singing his song) and patted him on the head like a dog.

once we sat down Abby said.... "his hair feels weird"

lunch at my school is funny

like on aprils fools day Abby and i planned a prank on our teacher. we got mayo, ranch, & popcorn. we mixed them together to look like...... BIRD CRAP. unfortunately our prank ended early because someone in the office found out about our plan and told the teacher.

stoopid officey pplz.... raga fraga maga.

[Reza]

oh, sorry, that one was yesterday...... here's today (4th is hilarious!)

Abby had left early for an appointment. we were in line and A started walking around asking people "have you seen a llama fish?"

then he started screaming about 5 min. after we sat down. i turned around and he was holding his head, his slushy in his other hand.

then the teacher had to see the principal for a minute, so we were left with a sub really quick. A walked up to her and asked "can i rap?"

"we're going to watch 'Zoey 101', sweetie."

"can i still rap?"

"let's find that movie."

so the two of us, the sub & me, started looking for 'Zoey 101'. i stopped for a second... A was rapping.

"i need a beat, J (another kid) gimme a beat."

well, before he could start again we found the disc and selected the scene. the theme sone started playing and from across the room i heard him sing along.

"ooh ooh oooooooh, i'm just another kinda girrrl and you wanna see ma worrld. so come and run away, yeah, yeah" on and on and on.

as A would say.... "oh lord."

[Reza]

ah ha! yesterday we pranked A! this lunch lady for some weird reason was handing out drinks. Aren grabbed the last one, thinking it was orange juice. it was OJ but it wasn't. it was orange pineapple juice. our friend Cubby took a small sip and coughed, then held it away from her.

I'm the idiot that grabbed it from her hand and took a sip. OH MY GOSH!THAT CRAP IS NASTY! i put the carton down on the table and put a spoonful of rice in my mouth. Aren laughed, Dawson laughed, and Cubby laughed.then aren took a sip. she smiled. "that tastes good, try some Dawson."Dawson too a sip and gagged we all laughed "tastes like crap don't it?" Aren asked.
"let's get A to try it." Cubby said.
i turned around. "A, hey A, come here for a second!"
he walked over "what's up girllsssss?"
"try this for us."
he held it in his hand for a second. "y'all didn't do nothin' to it did you?"
"i swear on my life A."
"it's a slushee." he said looking in.
"some of it froze, just try it."
he hesitated and took a sip. a big sip. then spit it back into the carton.
we all laughed. "i'm so sorry A!" Aren said.
on our way back to class we told our teacher.
"that stuff was NASTY!" A said.
"i'm sorry A." i told him.
"no you're not." another boy in the class said.
"no, i'm not."

i wonder what he'll do today?

[Reza]

School's out, I got nothing. Darn, I might not see him next year, but If I do I'm posting whatever funny stuff A does

I still hate his rapping

[Abby]

Please, please, PLEASE do, Reza. I wanna hear everything that's going on in school.

[• Zee The NinjaPirate •]

ohmaigawsh. i know exactly what you mean by annoying wannabes.

i go to a school full of them. and to make it worse, theres less than 200 kids that go to my school, and only a fraction of them actually act normal. its a pain, i know :c

i also go to a school thats known to help out kids with a.d.d and a.d.h.d and dyslexia. i have dyslexia, but it isnt as bad is it could be. so i consider myself lucky. =]

but!! its a pain going to school with idiots. since theres more guys than girls, it makes it worse. :'c but some of the highschool, most of the girls are... ahem, whores. >_> that, and my school is combined. so it has grades 1 - 12 all under one roof.

so...yeah. im sorry you have to go through some of the same stuff. its stressful, but, there'll be other people like that in the world.

[Reza]

normal? WHat's this normal you speak of? OMG! Is it contagious!? Don't touch me! I might catch you NORMAL!

[Abby]

*facepalm*